Just go read it, okay?
I submit, however, that, this being EVE we’re talking about, there must be a deeper and more nefarious purpose behind the post, aside from its obvious value in the field of absurdist humor. This being the case, I have come up with my own pet theory, but I’m not going to tell you what it is.
No, to hear it you’re going to have to tune in to the first episode of the New Eden Chronicles Podcast, which should be heading your way in the neighborhood of late next week (I think – we’re not sure how long these will take to edit, yet.)
UPDATE: Another response of sorts HERE. This is the funniest one yet – read the last two paragraphs closely.